JOKES
Q: When do you kick a midget in the balls?
A: When he is standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice.
Q: What did the hurricane say to the coconut palm tree?
A: Hold on to your nuts, this is no ordinary blow job!
Q: How does a woman scare a gynecologist?
A: By becoming a ventriloquist!
Q: How do you kill a circus clown?
A: Go for the juggler!
Q: Why couldn't they get the dead mans casket lid shut?
A: Because he overdosed on Viagra!
Q: Why did the snowman smile?
A: Because the snowblower is coming.
Q: How do you get a nun pregnant?
A: Dress her up as an alter boy.
Q: What does it mean when your boyfriend is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?
A: You didn't hold the pillow down long enough.
Boy: "Want to hear a joke about my dick? Never mind, its too long."
Girl: "Wanna hear a joke about my pussy? Never mind, you won't get it."
Q: What do you call 2 guys fighting over a slut?
A: Tug-of-whore.
Q: How do you stop a dog from humping your leg?
A: Pick him up and suck on his cock!
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