Funny Stories

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 Drunk?

A drunkard stammers out of a bar and ran into 2 priests. He ran up to them and says, ~ I’m Jesus Christ~. The priests reply ~No son, you are not.~

The drunk says, ~Look, i can prove it~ and walk back into d bar with d priests. The bartender takes a look at d drunk and exclaim, ~Jesus Christ, you are here again?~

 

Kick in the stones?

There was a couple sleeping. The wife had a bad dream, she woke up scared and cried.

Her husband comforted her and asked why she cried, she replied: “I had a dream that a very rich and handsome man kidnapped me from you.”

Husband: “It is ok honey, it was just a dream.”

Wife responded loudly: “That is why I’m crying.”