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A funny story
involving a cop and two ladies:
There was this car that was driving very slowly down the
highway. A state trooper pulled it over.
“What did I do wrong, officer?” the driver asked.
“You were going 26 MPH on a major highway, there is a law
against that. You must go at least 50 MPH.”
“But when I got onto the highway, the sign said 26!”
“That is because this is Interstate 26! The 26 isn’t the
speed limit!”
The driver leaned back into her car seat and the cop saw
another woman sitting beside her, she looked as pale as a ghost.
“What happened to her?’ the officer asked.
“I don’t know, but she has been that way ever since we got
off the interstate 160.”
Painkillers?
A man carrying two huge suitcases to meet with a circus boss
to apply for a job. The boss asked:
“What do you do?”
The man took out some big stones from one of the suitcases,
threw the stones high in the air and used his head to catch the stones.
The boss nodded. Great. What is in the other suitcase?
“Painkillers!”
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