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Baby?
Two young boys’
conversation:
Johnny: “What makes
the baby at your house cry so much, Tommy?”
Tommy: “If all your teeth were out, your hair off, and your legs so week you couldn’t stand on them, I guess you’d feel like crying yourself.”
Tommy: “If all your teeth were out, your hair off, and your legs so week you couldn’t stand on them, I guess you’d feel like crying yourself.”
Cars?
3 men died and went up
to heaven. The guy at the gate said “The better you were to your wife, the
better kind of car you’ll get.”
The first guy was very
loyal to his wife and got a Ferrari. The second man fought with his wife so he
got a broken down car. The last guy cheated on his wife dozens of times so he
got a scooter.
One day the guy on the
scooter saw the guy in the Ferrari crying. He asked him, “Why are you crying?”
He answered, “I just
saw my wife on roller skates.”
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