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Sunday, 23 December 2012

Florida Crazy Law

Damn those American's really wanted to have sex with a porcupine.


 
  • Penalty for horse theft is death by hanging.

  • It is considered an offense to shower naked.

     
  • You are not allowed to break more than three dishes per day, or chip the edges of more than four cups and/or saucers.

  • It is illegal to block any travelled wagon road.

  • Women may be fined for falling asleep under a hair dryer, as can the salon owner.

  • If an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle.

  • It is illegal to sing in a public place while attired in a swimsuit.

  • You may not fart in a public place after 6 P.M. on Thursdays.

  • Men may not be seen publicly in any kind of strapless gown.

  • It is illegal to skateboard without a license.

  • A special law prohibits unmarried women from parachuting on Sunday or she shall risk arrest, fine, and/or jailing.

  • Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal.
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